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$4One emergency coffee for the morning risk meeting.

A tech trillionaire handed you the security budget. Spend $1,000,000,000,000 on cyber defence, AI systems, resilience and whatever else the board accidentally approved.
OPEN THE BUDGET ↓One emergency coffee for the morning risk meeting.
An all-American lunch for one analyst between incident calls.
Feed the security operations team during a long exercise.
Host the board at the big game. Memorable, but not a security control.
Phishing-resistant sign-in hardware for one privileged user.
Practical awareness and role-based training for one employee.
Managed password vaults and secure sharing for a growing company.
Measure reporting behaviour and coach teams using safe simulations.
Stronger access policies, lifecycle controls and privileged oversight.
Detect and contain suspicious activity across laptops and servers.
Analysts, engineering and continuous monitoring across every region.
Rebuild access around verified identity, device health and least privilege.
A mobile AI assistant for hazardous inspections, inventory checks and incident support.
A non-weapon drone network for infrastructure inspection, emergency mapping and perimeter alerts.
A worldwide detection platform that helps defenders prioritise suspicious behaviour.
Pre-agreed expert support, evidence handling and crisis preparation.
Protected backups, isolated administration and tested restoration.
A realistic training campus for defenders, executives and responders.
A hyperscale network with segmented administration, physical resilience and tested recovery.
A global cloud estate designed around resilience and assurance.
A worldwide modernisation programme for future cryptography.
A sunny board retreat with absolutely no effect on cyber risk.
A Manhattan skyline, a private lift and still no measurable reduction in cyber risk.
Fly to the incident faster, while creating another asset to secure.
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A glass-and-steel headquarters with enough smart devices to keep the security team busy.
A global sports empire with a very complicated attack surface.
Courtside prestige, global fans and thousands of accounts that still need protecting.
Impressive, expensive and not included in the risk register.
One night in Atlantis The Royal's enormous signature penthouse. The displayed price is a widely reported starting estimate.
A representative New York to Dubai return fare. Real ticket prices change by route, date and availability.
A floating technology estate with its own very expensive attack surface.
A satellite-backed monitoring network for communications and critical infrastructure.
A programme to modernise operational technology monitoring, segmentation and emergency response.
A fund for resilient clinical systems, protected backups and rapid ransomware recovery.
A programme for route diversity, physical monitoring and communications continuity.
This free online spending simulator gives you $1 trillion to spend on everything from coffee and penthouses to AI defence and global cyber resilience. Unlike a standard spend billionaire money game, every cybersecurity purchase also changes your board score across identity, detection, recovery and people.
Strong authentication, privileged access controls and reliable joiner, mover and leaver processes reduce the chance that one stolen password becomes an organisational breach.
Endpoint, network, identity and cloud signals help analysts find suspicious behaviour. Useful telemetry needs trained people, tested alerts and a clear response path.
Incident plans, expert retainers, protected backups and restoration exercises reduce disruption when preventive controls fail. Recovery must be tested before a crisis.
Awareness is only one part of the people budget. Organisations also need capable engineers, analysts, incident leaders, service owners and executives who understand their decisions.
A large cybersecurity budget can still produce weak protection when tools overlap, systems are poorly configured or nobody owns the outcome. Effective CISOs start with risk, understand the assets that matter, identify control gaps and fund improvements that can be measured.
This game rewards balance across identity, detection, recovery and people. That is a simplified teaching model, not a formula for real spending. Actual budgets vary by industry, organisation size, risk appetite, technology estate, regulation and existing capability.
It is a free money spending game where you allocate a $1 trillion board budget across cybersecurity controls and humorous trillionaire extras.
A chief information security officer leads an organisation's information and cyber risk programme. The role typically connects business priorities, risk decisions, security teams, executive leadership and the board.
There is no universal percentage. A useful plan starts with business risks and balances identity, detection, people, resilience, regulatory needs and measurable outcomes.
Most cyber programme and trillionaire prices are game estimates. The Royal Mansion and Emirates examples use published price references, but live rates change. The game is not a procurement quote, investment recommendation or security assessment.
The game uses a widely reported $100,000 starting estimate for one night in Atlantis The Royal's Royal Mansion and a published $22,088 example for an Emirates First Class return trip from New York. Hotel and airline prices change by date, route and availability.
It uses the familiar buy and sell spending-simulator idea, but adds an original cybersecurity strategy layer. You balance entertaining luxury purchases against identity security, detection, people and recovery. DirtyPhish is not affiliated with Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos or other spending games.
Yes. You can spend the full $1 trillion budget in your browser, buy and sell items without limits, generate a board score and share your result. No download or account is required.
Yes. It is free to play with no download or account, and the shop adapts to phone, tablet and desktop screens.